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This week's musical tribute has us seeing double!
By Jim Cantiello

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Photo: FOX

This week's "Glee" once again pitted the gleeks against each other — and paired them up — as they performed duets and competed for a gift certificate at Breadsticks. That amazing restaurant hasn't made its way to Times Square yet, but Jim got into the spirit anyway and recruited a very special partner for this week's "Glee"-cap. Sing along!

"When you're different, when you're special, sometimes you have to get used to being alone." — Kurt Hummel

Jim 1: Duets
Jim 2: Duets
Jim 1: Secrets
Jim 2: Duets
Jim 1: Don't fret.
Jim 2: Don't you fret.
Jim 1: I won't forget
Jim 2: We won't forget
Together: To recap "Glee."

Jim 1: This week Mr. Schue assigned they split off into doubles.
Jim 2: Bribed 'em with free dinner so there's drama for the couples.
Jim 1: Mike and Tina having issues, they almost nearly split.
Jim 2: In the end it wasn't them who won the gift certificate.

Jim 2: [Spoken] The new guy and Quinn win!
Jim 1: [Spoken] Shh! Spoiler alert!

Jim 2: Kurt is feeling lonely, needs a boyfriend really bad,
Jim 1: Wants to duet with the new guy,
Jim 2: "But he's not gay,"
Jim 1: ... says Kurt's dad,
Jim 2: So instead a solo "Victor/Victoria" is what Kurt sings.
Jim 1: But, "Glee," sexuality and gender are two different things.

[Jims sing together]
Duets bring out everybody's worst,
Animosity in bursts,
They fiend for breadsticks and go nuts!

There's scheming
Cheerleaders hooking up,
Two girls without a cup.
They're not lesbians, just sluts!

Jim 2: It was a night that Artie won't forget too soon.
Jim 1: Brittany carried him, then mounted him and took him to the moon.
Jim 2: But when he found out she was using him just for his voice,
Jim 1: Artie pulled out of the duet tête-à-tête by choice.

Jim 2: [Spoken] If only he pulled out the night before.
Jim 1: [Spoken] Ha! Now that's funny.
Jim 2: [Spoken] Thanks!

Jim 1: So the new guy's getting Slushied everywhere he tries to go.
Jim 2: Finn and Rachel throw their chances so he doesn't quit the show.
Jim 1: New guy teaches Quinn how to play guitar and rock out,
Jim 2: But she freaks when he goes in to get some action with his co-- out.

[Jims sing together]
Secrets
Haunt the new guy every day,
But it isn't that he's gay,
Just that he tried to dye his hair.

He showers
More than anyone I know,
But if I had his torso
I'd also always be that bare.

[Spoken]
Jim 2: Jim?
Jim 1: Yes, Jim!
Jim 2: Here's something I'm pondering. His hair color's a lie, but shouldn't somebody have spied that the carpet and the drapes don't exactly jive?
Jim 1: You're embarrassing me.
Jim 2: You're embarrassing me.

[Jims sing together]
And that was "Glee!"

What did you think of last night's "Glee"? Share your (non-musical) reviews in the comments!

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Thinking of upgrading your Peek or Peek Pronto to a shiny new Peek 9? You may no longer have a choice -- following an epic fail when migrating to a new network provider, loads of older devices were reportedly fried. Normally consumer outrage would run rampant at this news, but Peek CEO Amol Sarva has a plan -- he's offering brand-new Peek 9s to existing customers, free of charge. It's not clear what will happen to the older units at this point, but a Peek customer service rep says that while fried QWERTY candybars are no more, the unscathed Peeks might possibly be turned back on. "We are currently waiting on T-Mobile to decide our fate," the rep wrote, "There is still a CHANCE that the sky is not falling and older devices will continue to work." In the meantime, Sarva has an amusing instruction for affected customers looking to get in on the deal: "Just check your email."

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